Anyone who has ever said one of the following is not allowed to be friends with me:
"Relax..."
"Gentlemen, start your boners."
"I just don't 'get' kittens."
"Law and Order: Criminal Intent is better than Law and Order: Special Victims Unit." (Alright, fine. You can be friends with me, but only under the condition you admit you're stupid.)
"I know I shouldn't because he's married/in a relationship, but..."
"Okay, obviously the Indians are upset we took their land. But stop complaining already, and get a job."
"I eat to sustain."
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Okay, I have never said it before... but now I may have to start with "Gentlemen, start your boners." Sorry, Frances!
I can totally hear you saying that. Right after you offer them a s'more... S'more boners, that is.
Bhahaha! Oh... Oh god, I'm funny... Oh man... *holding sides*
Ummmm....I do believe you have used "Relax" before, actually quite a few times, mostly directed towards me....or Mom.
Criminal intent IS better then SVU...so there
vincent d'onofrio (or whatever) is cringe-inducing.
i'm with you on that one. how about "so you must, like, get to read all day at work. sweeeeet!"
those f*ckers are never my friends.
that was sleeves.
What about 'sometimes I forget to eat'? That's one of my personal faves.
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